Description

Ass-Over-Applecart Autumn Apple Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

Is this a reference to the donkey pulling the cart, or are we talking about
the ass-clown doing the driving? We think the answer is rather obvious, simply
because we can’t imagine the donkey hoisting a pint (or six in this case!) of
this wonderful autumn apple ale. Too bad for the donkey, because think about
what it’s missing—a frosty mug of amber beauty with toasty malts and caramel
sweetness with a lovely kiss of autumn apple and supreme drinkability that
will convince you that a pint a day keeps the doctor away—unless of course
you’re the ass who doesn’t know how to drive an applecart and you find
yourself dumped in the ditch. On the bright side, you managed not to spill
your beer—so cheers to you (ass-clown) and your pint of this amazing autumn
apple ale!

Product Features

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 6.0%, Color 9 SRM, IBU 19, Original Gravity 1.060, Final Gravity 1.014
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.

Shipping:

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